PLEASE™ 5"
£33.99
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ESSENTIALS YOU MAY NEED
Key features
- Slim silicone shaft
- Easy-control narrow profile
- G-spot & P-spot use
- Broad flared harness base
- Harness compatible
- Suitable for vaginal & anal use
- Phthalate-free & non-porous
- Waterproof
Description
Sportsheets PLEASE™ 5" is a slim silicone dildo made for controlled vaginal or anal penetration. Its narrow profile takes less stretch than thicker dildos and makes depth, pace and internal pressure straightforward to manage.
The slender shaft is especially useful for smaller movements. It can be angled towards the G-spot or P-spot and worked with short strokes or steady pressure, depending on where you want the dildo to press.
A broad flared base makes PLEASE™ suitable for strap-on harnesses as well as handheld use. The base stays outside the body for anal penetration and creates a secure stopping point at the end of the shaft.
The silicone is phthalate-free, non-porous and hypoallergenic. PLEASE™ is waterproof and works with water-based lubricant.
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Specifications
Essential details
- Brand
- Sportsheets
- Product code
- SS698-07
- Product type
- G-Spot & P-Spot Dildos
- Designed for
- Both
- Beginner friendly
- Yes
Size & fit
- Overall length
- 5.0 in
- Insertable length
- 4.75 in
- Max circumference
- 2.75 in
- Max diameter
- 0.875 in
Materials & feel
- Material
- Silicone
- Colour
- Purple
- Waterproof
- Yes
- Lube compatibility
- Water-Based Lube Only
Power & features
- Power type
- Manual
- Harness compatible
- Yes
Care & materials
Delivery & returns
🚚 Same-day dispatch on orders placed before 11:30 (Monday–Friday).
We take your privacy and convenience seriously, which is why we only use trusted delivery companies to ensure your orders arrive safely and on time. Every item is delivered in plain, discreet packaging for complete confidentiality. Our delivery services are insured and fully trackable, so you'll always know where your parcel is. Tracking details are provided by email once your order has been dispatched.
Not going to be home? No problem — you can easily divert your delivery to a local collection point. We offer several shipping methods to suit different budgets and timeframes. For full details, please visit our shipping policy.
Delivery Services
UK Shipping
- Royal Mail Tracked 24: £7.99 (FREE on orders over £50) — 1–2 working days
- Royal Mail Tracked 48: £5.99 — 2–3 working days
International Shipping
We offer international delivery via Royal Mail Tracked Airmail. Costs and delivery estimates vary by destination and are calculated automatically at checkout.
Notes: All timeframes are estimates and refer to working days. Peak periods, remote locations, or adverse weather may extend delivery times.
Returns & Exchanges
- Change-of-mind returns: Unopened, unused items in their original sealed packaging can be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund. For health and hygiene reasons, we can't accept returns of opened products unless faulty.
- Faulty items: If your item arrives damaged or develops a fault, please contact us and we'll arrange a replacement or refund in line with UK consumer law. We may ask for photos or a short video to help speed up resolution.
- Start a return: See our returns policy or contact us and we'll be happy to help.
Fast, discreet delivery you can trust
Same-day dispatch before 11:30 (Mon–Fri). Plain boxes. Full tracking.
- Same-Day Dispatch
- Plain Packaging
- Tracked UK couriers
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Same day dispatch. Order before 11:30 (Monday to Friday) to ship the same day. You’ll get email updates at each step.
Delivery options. Choose what suits you best, including guaranteed weekend delivery.
Fully trackable. We send your tracking number as soon as your order leaves us.
Not going to be in? Divert your delivery to a nearby collection point.
Plain packaging only. No logos or product names on the box or label.
International shipping (EU). Enter your address at checkout for live options.
Full delivery info · Returns & refunds · Discreet experience
Same day dispatch. Order before 11:30 (Monday to Friday) to ship the same day. You’ll get email updates at each step.
Delivery options. Choose what suits you best, including guaranteed weekend delivery.
Fully trackable. We send your tracking number as soon as your order leaves us.
Not going to be in? Divert your delivery to a nearby collection point.
Plain packaging only. No logos or product names on the box or label.
International shipping (EU). Enter your address at checkout for live options.
Full delivery info · Returns & refunds · Discreet experience
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