subcollection

Edible Treats

Edible treats are the sweet end of the cheeky stuff — part joke, part bit of fun for two. Some are novelty sweets made for a laugh, the kind of thing that gets a smile out of a friend or makes a daft addition to a hen and stag gift. Others are made for the bedroom, flavoured to bring into foreplay. Back to 👉 Accessories for the rest.

DISCREET PACKAGING

Plain Box, No Logos

same day dispatch

Order Before 11:30 (Mon-Fri)

1 Year Warranty

Simple Replacements, No Fuss (Ts & Cs apply)

0 products

Sorry, there are no products in this collection

ALL BRANDS

Sweets for a laugh, or for the bedroom

A laugh or a bit of fun

The novelty side is all about the joke — rude-shaped sweets and gag confectionery that make an easy, light gift for a friend or a cheeky bit for a party, much like the wider novelties range. The bedroom side is a different idea: flavoured sweets and edibles meant to bring into foreplay, often paired with a flavoured lube for more of the same. Worth knowing which you're after before you buy, since they do different jobs despite sharing a shelf.

Good to know

A couple of things are worth a mention. Anything used on the body is best kept sugar-free and body-safe — sugar can upset the natural balance of delicate areas, so check the label if it's going near them. Check the ingredients for allergens before sharing, too. And one for the novelty sweets: anything shaped like protection is still just a sweet — it's 0% protection, however convincing it looks.

Food-safe, discreet delivery

Everything here is made to food-safety standards from established brands, and the body-safe options say so on the label. Orders ship in plain, unbranded boxes that give nothing away. Order before 2pm Monday to Friday for same-day dispatch, with free UK delivery over £50 and easy returns if there's a problem.

FAQs

Can edible treats be used on the body?

Some are made for it and some aren't. The bedroom range is formulated to be body-safe and usually sugar-free, which matters near delicate areas. Plain novelty sweets are for eating, not applying. Check the label confirms it's body-safe before using anything that way.

Are the condom-shaped sweets real protection?

No — sweets shaped like protection are pure novelty and offer none at all. They're a gag, nothing more, so never rely on one for contraception or anything else. For the real thing, use proper condoms every time.

Do these make a good gift?

The novelty sweets make an easy, light-hearted gift for a friend or partner with a sense of humour, and they drop neatly into a gift bag or hamper. The bedroom edibles are better suited as a private treat for a couple. Match the type to who it's for.

Still deciding?

Browse everything from the homepage, or find answers fast in the Help Centre.

Back to Homepage Help Centre

Trusted Products, Delivered Discreetly

Same-day dispatch before 11:30 (Mon–Fri). Plain boxes. Full tracking.

Same-Day Dispatch
Plain Packaging
Tracked UK couriers

Click Here For More Information

Same day dispatch. Order before 11:30 (Monday to Friday) to ship the same day. You’ll get email updates at each step.

Delivery options. Choose what suits you best, including guaranteed weekend delivery.

Fully trackable. We send your tracking number as soon as your order leaves us.

Not going to be in? Divert your delivery to a nearby collection point.

Plain packaging only. No logos or product names on the box or label.

International shipping (EU). Enter your address at checkout for live options.

Full Delivery Info · Returns & Refunds · Discreet Experience