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Other Dildos

These are penis-shaped dildos that aren't trying to look like the real thing. Same familiar shape, but in translucent pinks, bold colours, clear jelly finishes and vivid hues — the aesthetic is the point rather than skin-accurate detail. Most are mid-range sizes with suction cup bases, and a good number are harness compatible dildos too. There are also dual penetrator attachments and curved options for G-spot or P-spot targeting. Browse the full 👉 dildos range if you're still deciding on type.

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Finding the right non-realistic dildo

Colour and material — why they go together

The translucent and vivid-colour options here are mostly jelly PVC or TPE — soft, flexible, forgiving on insertion and widely available at accessible prices. The tradeoff is that jelly materials are porous, so they're harder to sterilise fully. Using a condom with them is the easiest way to keep things hygienic, particularly if you're sharing. If you want colour without the porosity, platinum-cured silicone options are non-porous, easy to sterilise and hold their colour without any tradeoff — worth spending a little more for.

Memory silicone — worth knowing about

One material in this range stands apart: memory silicone, used by Silexd. It softens when it warms to body temperature and firms back up when it cools. In practice, that means the toy adapts slightly as you use it rather than staying at a fixed hardness throughout. It's a different feeling to standard silicone or TPE and suits people who find firmer materials uncomfortable — worth trying if you've found most toys too unyielding.

Dual penetrators — a specific use case

Several options here are dual penetrators: a dildo that straps or attaches to a partner's body to allow simultaneous penetration alongside natural intercourse. They're slimmer than most standalone dildos — designed to add rather than replace. If that's specifically what you're looking for, check the product descriptions carefully for the attachment mechanism, as they vary between ring-based and harness-style systems. For a full strap-on setup, the strap-on harnesses range has everything you need to pair with a dildo.

Curved options and what they're for

A few dildos here have a pronounced upward curve toward the tip — this angles pressure toward the front wall of the vagina, the area most associated with G-spot stimulation, or toward the prostate for P-spot targeting. If either of those is the goal, a curved shaft does the job more reliably than a straight one. The slim G-spot peg options here are specifically shaped for that purpose and work well as a first foray into targeted internal stimulation. For vibrating versions of the same idea, g-spot vibrators are worth a look.


The case for going non-realistic

There's a practical reason a lot of people prefer a colourful or translucent dildo over a realistic one — it just feels less clinical in use. The shape is familiar enough to work in the same way, but the finish removes the hyper-realistic element some people find off-putting. For couples using toys together, vivid colours tend to feel more playful and less loaded. The Pride edition options here take that a step further with rainbow designs built around that aesthetic specifically. These are also generally priced at the more accessible end of the dildo market, which makes them a solid first purchase before committing to a higher-end material.


How these sit alongside other dildo types

The main thing separating this range from realistic dildos is finish, not function — the shapes are similar, the materials overlap, but the skin-accurate colouring and performer-cast detail isn't here. If that detail matters to you, realistic dildos is the right range. If it doesn't — or if you actively prefer something that doesn't look lifelike — you're in the right place. For completely different shapes, glass dildos and stainless steel dildos are worth looking at — firm, temperature-responsive and body-safe, but nothing like a penis shape.


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Brands here include Doc Johnson, RealRock by Shots, Me You Us, Toy Joy, Silexd and others — all established names with body-safe materials. Phthalate-free across the board. Orders placed before 14:00 (Mon–Fri) go out the same day in a plain box with no logos. Free delivery on orders over £50, with a 1-year warranty covering straightforward replacements.

FAQs

They are, but with a caveat — jelly PVC is porous, which means it can harbour bacteria in a way that silicone or glass can't. They're fine with a good clean after each use. If you're sharing, use a condom over the toy each time. If you want the colour and softness without the porosity, look for the platinum silicone options in this range.

It's a dildo designed to be worn by a partner — either strapped to the chin or attached via rings around the base of the penis — so both partners can be penetrated at the same time. The ones here are slim by design, made to add stimulation rather than overwhelm. They vary in how they attach, so check the individual product description before buying to make sure the fit works for you.

Yes, noticeably so. A straight dildo requires specific positioning to hit the front wall reliably. A curved shaft angles toward it naturally, which makes consistent pressure easier to maintain without as much manual adjustment. The slim curved options here are specifically shaped with that in mind rather than being a general-purpose dildo with a mild bend.

Jelly is softer and squishier — it gives more under pressure and has a looser, more flexible feel throughout. Silicone tends to have more consistent firmness with a smoother surface. Dual-density silicone sits somewhere in between — firm core, softer outer layer. Which you prefer comes down to personal feel, but silicone is the better long-term material in terms of hygiene and durability.

Most of them yes — the suction cup base on the majority here fits standard O-ring harnesses. A few of the dual penetrators use their own attachment system rather than a standard harness. Check the individual product if harness compatibility is important to you.

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International shipping (EU). Enter your address at checkout for live options.