Fuck Me Silly Man – Realistic 8” Cock, Flexible Torso, and Fanta Flesh
£427.99
£631.99
You save: £204.00 (32%)
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Discreet Experience
One-Year Warranty
Same Day Dispatch (before 14:30)
ESSENTIALS YOU MAY NEED
Meet the Fuck Me Silly Man, your ultimate partner for uninhibited fun and fantasy. This lifelike creation from PipeDream is designed to fulfil your wildest desires with its impressive features and realistic feel. Standing as a true masterpiece in the realm of adult toys, the Fuck Me Silly Man offers an extraordinary experience that’s hard to beat.
With a solid 8 inches of thick, flexible cock and a remarkably lifelike torso, this 20-pound marvel is built to impress. The Fuck Me Silly Man boasts a robust and responsive Fanta Flesh material, which warms to your body temperature for an incredibly authentic feel. Whether you’re looking for a vigorous session or a slow, sensual encounter, this toy is always ready to deliver.
This realistic man toy features a sculpted body with washboard abs and a chiselled waistline, ensuring that every touch and stroke feels true to life. His enormous cock and tight, detailed ass are perfect for a variety of fantasies. The Fuck Me Silly Man doesn't just look the part; his soft, pliable texture provides the sensation of real flesh, making every encounter thrillingly close to the real thing.
This sex torso is also designed for versatility. Place him on a flat surface and let your imagination run wild—whether you want to experience him from behind or take him for a ride, he’s up for anything. His sturdy construction means he stays in place, giving you the freedom to explore various positions and angles.
Cleaning up after your session is simple. Use hot soapy water and allow the masturbator to dry completely before applying a light dusting of Fanta Flesh Revive powder. This ensures that your toy remains in top condition, ready for your next adventure. Enjoy endless, guilt-free fun with your new favourite toy—one that promises to always be ready and willing.
For those who crave a realistic and unyielding companion, the Fuck Me Silly Man is the ideal choice, offering an unparalleled experience of pleasure and excitement.
We take your privacy and convenience seriously, which is why we only use trusted delivery companies to ensure your orders arrive safely and on time. Every item is delivered in plain, discreet packaging for complete confidentiality. Our delivery services are insured and fully trackable, so you’ll always know where your parcel is. Tracking details are provided by email once your order has been dispatched.
Not going to be home? No problem — you can easily divert your delivery to a local collection point. We offer several shipping methods to suit different budgets and timeframes. For full details, please visit our shipping policy.
Delivery Services
UK Shipping
- Royal Mail Tracked 48: £4.99 (FREE on orders over £50) — 2–3 working days
- Royal Mail Tracked 24: £6.99 — 1–2 working days
- DPD Express Next Day Delivery: £7.95 — next working day
- DPD Saturday Delivery: £11.99 — order before 14:30 on Friday
International Shipping
We offer international delivery through DPD Classic International and Royal Mail Tracked Airmail. Courier options and costs vary by location and are calculated automatically at checkout.
Notes: All timeframes are estimates and refer to working days. Peak periods, remote locations, or adverse weather may extend delivery times.
Returns & Exchanges
- Change-of-mind returns: Unopened, unused items in their original sealed packaging can be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund. For health and hygiene reasons, we can’t accept returns of opened products unless faulty.
- Faulty items: If your item arrives damaged or develops a fault, please contact us and we’ll arrange a replacement or refund in line with UK consumer law. We may ask for photos or a short video to help speed up resolution.
- Start a return: See our returns policy or contact us and we’ll be happy to help.
Fast, discreet delivery you can trust
Same-day dispatch before 14:30 (Mon–Fri). Plain boxes. Full tracking.
- Same-Day Dispatch
- Plain Packaging
- Tracked UK couriers
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Same day dispatch. Order before 14:30 (Monday to Friday) to ship the same day. You’ll get email updates at each step.
Delivery options. Choose what suits you best, including guaranteed weekend delivery.
Fully trackable. We send your tracking number as soon as your order leaves us.
Not going to be in? Divert your delivery to a nearby collection point.
Plain packaging only. No logos or product names on the box or label.
International shipping (EU). Enter your address at checkout for live options.
Full delivery info · Returns & refunds · Discreet experience
Same day dispatch. Order before 14:30 (Monday to Friday) to ship the same day. You’ll get email updates at each step.
Delivery options. Choose what suits you best, including guaranteed weekend delivery.
Fully trackable. We send your tracking number as soon as your order leaves us.
Not going to be in? Divert your delivery to a nearby collection point.
Plain packaging only. No logos or product names on the box or label.
International shipping (EU). Enter your address at checkout for live options.
Full delivery info · Returns & refunds · Discreet experience