SEXY SANTA SAYS
£7.99
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One-Year Warranty
free royal mail tracked 24 delivery on orders over £50
ESSENTIALS YOU MAY NEED
Key features
- 53-card festive couples game
- 17 holiday cards each
- Santa & Mrs Claus prompts
- Vixen & Rudolph toasts
- Mistletoe kissing cards
- Christmas-themed sex positions
- Simple alternating turns
- Made for 2 adults
Description
Kheper Sexy Santa Says turns Christmas night into a filthy festive card game for couples, with Santa, Mrs Claus, Vixen & Rudolph bringing sexual commands, cheeky toasts, kissing prompts and holiday-themed sex positions into the mix.
How it works: divide the cards between the 2 of you, then take turns selecting a card and reading it aloud. Follow the instruction together if you both agree, then pass the turn across and reveal the next Christmas challenge.
There are 17 holiday-themed cards for each person, with prompts ranging from festive foreplay to explicit Santa and Mrs Claus commands. Sexy Santa may send you towards his “north pole”, Mrs Claus has her own figgy-pudding challenge, and other cards introduce toasts from Vixen & Rudolph, kisses beneath the mistletoe and Christmas-themed sex positions.
The different card types keep the tone changing between teasing, sexual actions and festive humour without needing a board, dice or lengthy setup. Use the full deck for a naughty Christmas night together or draw a smaller selection when you want a quicker festive challenge.
Every instruction remains optional, so skip or replace anything that does not suit both of you.
In the box: 53 Sexy Santa Says cards & game rules.
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Specifications
Essential details
- Product code
- KGBGC104
- Product type
- Card Games
- Designed for
- Couples
- Beginner friendly
- Yes
Care & materials
Delivery & returns
🚚 Same-day dispatch on orders placed before 11:30 (Monday–Friday).
We take your privacy and convenience seriously, which is why we only use trusted delivery companies to ensure your orders arrive safely and on time. Every item is delivered in plain, discreet packaging for complete confidentiality. Our delivery services are insured and fully trackable, so you'll always know where your parcel is. Tracking details are provided by email once your order has been dispatched.
Not going to be home? No problem — you can easily divert your delivery to a local collection point. We offer several shipping methods to suit different budgets and timeframes. For full details, please visit our shipping policy.
Delivery Services
UK Shipping
- Royal Mail Tracked 24: £7.99 (FREE on orders over £50) — 1–2 working days
- Royal Mail Tracked 48: £5.99 — 2–3 working days
International Shipping
We offer international delivery via Royal Mail Tracked Airmail. Costs and delivery estimates vary by destination and are calculated automatically at checkout.
Notes: All timeframes are estimates and refer to working days. Peak periods, remote locations, or adverse weather may extend delivery times.
Returns & Exchanges
- Change-of-mind returns: Unopened, unused items in their original sealed packaging can be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund. For health and hygiene reasons, we can't accept returns of opened products unless faulty.
- Faulty items: If your item arrives damaged or develops a fault, please contact us and we'll arrange a replacement or refund in line with UK consumer law. We may ask for photos or a short video to help speed up resolution.
- Start a return: See our returns policy or contact us and we'll be happy to help.
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Same-day dispatch before 11:30 (Mon–Fri). Plain boxes. Full tracking.
- Same-Day Dispatch
- Plain Packaging
- Tracked UK couriers
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Same day dispatch. Order before 11:30 (Monday to Friday) to ship the same day. You’ll get email updates at each step.
Delivery options. Choose what suits you best, including guaranteed weekend delivery.
Fully trackable. We send your tracking number as soon as your order leaves us.
Not going to be in? Divert your delivery to a nearby collection point.
Plain packaging only. No logos or product names on the box or label.
International shipping (EU). Enter your address at checkout for live options.
Full delivery info · Returns & refunds · Discreet experience
Same day dispatch. Order before 11:30 (Monday to Friday) to ship the same day. You’ll get email updates at each step.
Delivery options. Choose what suits you best, including guaranteed weekend delivery.
Fully trackable. We send your tracking number as soon as your order leaves us.
Not going to be in? Divert your delivery to a nearby collection point.
Plain packaging only. No logos or product names on the box or label.
International shipping (EU). Enter your address at checkout for live options.
Full delivery info · Returns & refunds · Discreet experience
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