WOODEN BITCH PADDLE
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One-Year Warranty
free standard shipping on orders over £50
ORDERS OVER 2KG UGRADE TO DPD NEXT DAY FOR FREE
ESSENTIALS YOU MAY NEED
Key features
- Solid wood striking face
- Leaves word imprint on skin with each strike
- Firmer, sharper impact than leather
- Rope wrist loop through handle base
- Natural light wood grain, smooth finish
Description
The Wooden Bitch Paddle is a solid wood spanking paddle from Rimba. The striking face has "BITCH" cut through the wood as open letters — each strike leaves the word imprinted on the skin. A rope wrist loop runs through the rounded handle base.
Wood hits differently to leather — firmer, sharper, with less spread than a flat leather head. The cut-out letters add a pattern to the impact rather than a clean flat strike across the whole face.
Natural light wood grain throughout, smooth finish. Single piece of wood, no joins.
This suits buyers who want the harder impact of a wooden paddle with a humiliation element built into the face.
Size guide
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Specifications
Essential details
- Brand
- Rimba
- Product code
- R8109
- Product type
- Paddles
- Designed for
- Both
- Beginner friendly
- No
Size & fit
- Overall length
- 12.5 in
- Weight
- 0.14 kg
Materials & feel
- Material
- Wood
- Colour
- Brown
Care & materials
Delivery & returns
🚚 Same-day dispatch on orders placed before 14:00 (Monday–Friday).
We take your privacy and convenience seriously, which is why we only use trusted delivery companies to ensure your orders arrive safely and on time. Every item is delivered in plain, discreet packaging for complete confidentiality. Our delivery services are insured and fully trackable, so you’ll always know where your parcel is. Tracking details are provided by email once your order has been dispatched.
Not going to be home? No problem — you can easily divert your delivery to a local collection point. We offer several shipping methods to suit different budgets and timeframes. For full details, please visit our shipping policy.
Delivery Services
UK Shipping
- Royal Mail Tracked 48: £5.99 (FREE on orders over £50) — 2–3 working days
- Royal Mail Tracked 24: £7.99 — 1–2 working days
- Service upgrades: Orders over 2kg cannot ship with Royal Mail. These are automatically upgraded to DPD Next Day at no extra cost.
- DPD Express Next Day Delivery: £9.95 — next working day
- DPD Saturday Delivery: £12.95 — order before 14:00 on Friday
International Shipping
We offer international delivery through DPD Classic International and Royal Mail Tracked Airmail. Courier options and costs vary by location and are calculated automatically at checkout.
Notes: All timeframes are estimates and refer to working days. Peak periods, remote locations, or adverse weather may extend delivery times.
Returns & Exchanges
- Change-of-mind returns: Unopened, unused items in their original sealed packaging can be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund. For health and hygiene reasons, we can’t accept returns of opened products unless faulty.
- Faulty items: If your item arrives damaged or develops a fault, please contact us and we’ll arrange a replacement or refund in line with UK consumer law. We may ask for photos or a short video to help speed up resolution.
- Start a return: See our returns policy or contact us and we’ll be happy to help.
Fast, discreet delivery you can trust
Same-day dispatch before 14:30 (Mon–Fri). Plain boxes. Full tracking.
- Same-Day Dispatch
- Plain Packaging
- Tracked UK couriers
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Same day dispatch. Order before 14:30 (Monday to Friday) to ship the same day. You’ll get email updates at each step.
Delivery options. Choose what suits you best, including guaranteed weekend delivery.
Fully trackable. We send your tracking number as soon as your order leaves us.
Not going to be in? Divert your delivery to a nearby collection point.
Plain packaging only. No logos or product names on the box or label.
International shipping (EU). Enter your address at checkout for live options.
Full delivery info · Returns & refunds · Discreet experience
Same day dispatch. Order before 14:30 (Monday to Friday) to ship the same day. You’ll get email updates at each step.
Delivery options. Choose what suits you best, including guaranteed weekend delivery.
Fully trackable. We send your tracking number as soon as your order leaves us.
Not going to be in? Divert your delivery to a nearby collection point.
Plain packaging only. No logos or product names on the box or label.
International shipping (EU). Enter your address at checkout for live options.
Full delivery info · Returns & refunds · Discreet experience