Pink Penis Slippers - Funny Gift for Him or Her (UK Size 4-7)
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One-Year Warranty
Same Day Dispatch (Mon-Fri before 14:30)
free standard shipping on orders over £50
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Bring a touch of humour to your downtime with the Pink Penis Slippers. These quirky and comfortable slippers are designed for anyone who loves to make a bold statement, offering a mix of cheeky fun and cosy wearability. Perfectly sized for UK shoe sizes 4-7 (EU sizes 37-40), these novelty accessories are a fantastic gift for birthdays, hen nights, or simply as a hilarious addition to your loungewear collection.
Made from soft and durable polyester, they are lightweight and plush, providing a cushioned feel for all-day relaxation. Their standout bright pink colour is complemented by an amusing 3D penis design, ensuring they become an instant conversation starter. Whether you’re unwinding at home or surprising a friend with a gag gift, they guarantee endless laughs and cosy toes.
The practical slip-on design makes them easy to wear, while the sturdy construction ensures they hold up to regular use. Their humorous style doesn’t compromise on comfort, offering the perfect balance of fun and function. If you’re looking for a unique and playful way to add some personality to your at-home wardrobe, these novelty slippers are just what you need.
From You2Toys, a brand known for its imaginative and entertaining products, these items stand out for their quality and attention to detail. They’re a must-have for those who appreciate a little humour in their everyday life and make an unforgettable gift for anyone with a great sense of fun. Whether you’re treating yourself or delighting someone special, these slippers are guaranteed to bring smiles.
We take your privacy and convenience seriously, which is why we only use trusted delivery companies to ensure your orders arrive safely and on time. Every item is delivered in plain, discreet packaging for complete confidentiality. Our delivery services are insured and fully trackable, so you’ll always know where your parcel is. Tracking details are provided by email once your order has been dispatched.
Not going to be home? No problem — you can easily divert your delivery to a local collection point. We offer several shipping methods to suit different budgets and timeframes. For full details, please visit our shipping policy.
Delivery Services
UK Shipping
- Royal Mail Tracked 48: £4.99 (FREE on orders over £50) — 2–3 working days
- Royal Mail Tracked 24: £6.99 — 1–2 working days
- DPD Express Next Day Delivery: £7.95 — next working day
- DPD Saturday Delivery: £11.99 — order before 14:30 on Friday
International Shipping
We offer international delivery through DPD Classic International and Royal Mail Tracked Airmail. Courier options and costs vary by location and are calculated automatically at checkout.
Notes: All timeframes are estimates and refer to working days. Peak periods, remote locations, or adverse weather may extend delivery times.
Returns & Exchanges
- Change-of-mind returns: Unopened, unused items in their original sealed packaging can be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund. For health and hygiene reasons, we can’t accept returns of opened products unless faulty.
- Faulty items: If your item arrives damaged or develops a fault, please contact us and we’ll arrange a replacement or refund in line with UK consumer law. We may ask for photos or a short video to help speed up resolution.
- Start a return: See our returns policy or contact us and we’ll be happy to help.
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Same-day dispatch before 14:30 (Mon–Fri). Plain boxes. Full tracking.
- Same-Day Dispatch
- Plain Packaging
- Tracked UK couriers
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Same day dispatch. Order before 14:30 (Monday to Friday) to ship the same day. You’ll get email updates at each step.
Delivery options. Choose what suits you best, including guaranteed weekend delivery.
Fully trackable. We send your tracking number as soon as your order leaves us.
Not going to be in? Divert your delivery to a nearby collection point.
Plain packaging only. No logos or product names on the box or label.
International shipping (EU). Enter your address at checkout for live options.
Full delivery info · Returns & refunds · Discreet experience
Same day dispatch. Order before 14:30 (Monday to Friday) to ship the same day. You’ll get email updates at each step.
Delivery options. Choose what suits you best, including guaranteed weekend delivery.
Fully trackable. We send your tracking number as soon as your order leaves us.
Not going to be in? Divert your delivery to a nearby collection point.
Plain packaging only. No logos or product names on the box or label.
International shipping (EU). Enter your address at checkout for live options.
Full delivery info · Returns & refunds · Discreet experience