Comfy Penis Slippers - Fun Novelty Gift for UK Size 7 (EU 40)
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One-Year Warranty
Same Day Dispatch (Mon-Fri before 14:30)
free standard shipping on orders over £50
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Step into comfort and humour with these hilarious penis slippers, the ultimate novelty gift for those who love a laugh and cosy toes. Designed to fit up to UK shoe size 7 (EU 40), these plush and cheeky slippers are perfect for lounging around while bringing a smile to everyone who sees them.
Crafted from soft polyester, they offer warmth and comfort while showcasing a unique and playful design. The flesh-toned colour and creative shape make them an instant conversation starter, whether you're at a fun sleepover, a themed party, or just relaxing at home.
They are made for both men and women, offering a unisex fit that makes them a versatile addition to any wardrobe. The snug and fluffy material ensures they’re as comfortable as they are entertaining. Lightweight yet durable, they’re perfect for casual indoor wear, adding a humorous twist to your downtime.
Packaged as a one-size-fits-most option, they are ideal for gifting. They’re perfect for birthdays, stag or hen nights, or even as a quirky holiday present for that friend or family member who appreciates a good joke. Despite their humorous design, they’re practical enough to keep your feet warm on chilly days.
Pair these novelty penis slippers with your favourite pyjamas or loungewear for a cosy and amusing look that’s sure to brighten anyone’s day. Whether you’re buying them as a gag gift or for your own enjoyment, these accessories are guaranteed to bring warmth and laughter into any home.
We take your privacy and convenience seriously, which is why we only use trusted delivery companies to ensure your orders arrive safely and on time. Every item is delivered in plain, discreet packaging for complete confidentiality. Our delivery services are insured and fully trackable, so you’ll always know where your parcel is. Tracking details are provided by email once your order has been dispatched.
Not going to be home? No problem — you can easily divert your delivery to a local collection point. We offer several shipping methods to suit different budgets and timeframes. For full details, please visit our shipping policy.
Delivery Services
UK Shipping
- Royal Mail Tracked 48: £4.99 (FREE on orders over £50) — 2–3 working days
- Royal Mail Tracked 24: £6.99 — 1–2 working days
- DPD Express Next Day Delivery: £7.95 — next working day
- DPD Saturday Delivery: £11.99 — order before 14:30 on Friday
International Shipping
We offer international delivery through DPD Classic International and Royal Mail Tracked Airmail. Courier options and costs vary by location and are calculated automatically at checkout.
Notes: All timeframes are estimates and refer to working days. Peak periods, remote locations, or adverse weather may extend delivery times.
Returns & Exchanges
- Change-of-mind returns: Unopened, unused items in their original sealed packaging can be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund. For health and hygiene reasons, we can’t accept returns of opened products unless faulty.
- Faulty items: If your item arrives damaged or develops a fault, please contact us and we’ll arrange a replacement or refund in line with UK consumer law. We may ask for photos or a short video to help speed up resolution.
- Start a return: See our returns policy or contact us and we’ll be happy to help.
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Same-day dispatch before 14:30 (Mon–Fri). Plain boxes. Full tracking.
- Same-Day Dispatch
- Plain Packaging
- Tracked UK couriers
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Same day dispatch. Order before 14:30 (Monday to Friday) to ship the same day. You’ll get email updates at each step.
Delivery options. Choose what suits you best, including guaranteed weekend delivery.
Fully trackable. We send your tracking number as soon as your order leaves us.
Not going to be in? Divert your delivery to a nearby collection point.
Plain packaging only. No logos or product names on the box or label.
International shipping (EU). Enter your address at checkout for live options.
Full delivery info · Returns & refunds · Discreet experience
Same day dispatch. Order before 14:30 (Monday to Friday) to ship the same day. You’ll get email updates at each step.
Delivery options. Choose what suits you best, including guaranteed weekend delivery.
Fully trackable. We send your tracking number as soon as your order leaves us.
Not going to be in? Divert your delivery to a nearby collection point.
Plain packaging only. No logos or product names on the box or label.
International shipping (EU). Enter your address at checkout for live options.
Full delivery info · Returns & refunds · Discreet experience