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A pair of warm, plush slip-on slippers shaped like giant feet — with penises where the toes should be. Flesh pink polyester with a non-slip sole, fits up to UK size 7.
Comfortable enough for everyday loungewear, ridiculous enough to raise eyebrows at every opportunity.
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