Penis Pasta – Fun 250g Pasta with a Naughty Twist for Your Next Dinner
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Spice up your meals with the playful and cheeky Penis Pasta! This 250g box is sure to add a fun element to any dinner party or special meal. Crafted from 100% Durham wheat, it not only offers a delicious, high-quality taste, but also a humorous twist – each piece is shaped like a penis. Ideal for a night of laughs or a themed dinner, Penis Pasta transforms an ordinary dish into something far more memorable.
The unique shape is bound to get everyone talking. Whether you’re preparing a light-hearted dinner for friends or surprising your partner with something out of the ordinary, it is sure to be a conversation starter. Its playful design pairs perfectly with a variety of sauces, and it can be enjoyed just like regular pasta – making it perfect for anyone looking to add a little extra fun to their mealtime.
In addition to its amusing shape, it is made from 100% Durham wheat, ensuring that it cooks up just like traditional pasta with the same satisfying texture and taste. It’s easy to cook and can be paired with a range of sauces, from a simple tomato sauce to something a bit more indulgent. For a fun twist, we recommend our "Big Balls with Penis Pasta" recipe, featuring a steamy sauce to complement the playful pasta shape.
Spencer and Fleetwood has crafted this pasta to bring a light-hearted touch to your cooking. It’s perfect for parties, gifts, or just to add a bit of humour to a regular meal. Whether you're hosting a fun event or just looking to surprise someone with a unique gift, Penis Pasta is a must-try for anyone who enjoys a little whimsy in the kitchen. This 250g box ensures you have plenty of fun food to share, laugh over, and most importantly, enjoy.
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Not going to be home? No problem — you can easily divert your delivery to a local collection point. We offer several shipping methods to suit different budgets and timeframes. For full details, please visit our shipping policy.
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UK Shipping
- Royal Mail Tracked 48: £4.99 (FREE on orders over £50) — 2–3 working days
- Royal Mail Tracked 24: £6.99 — 1–2 working days
- DPD Express Next Day Delivery: £7.95 — next working day
- DPD Saturday Delivery: £11.99 — order before 14:30 on Friday
International Shipping
We offer international delivery through DPD Classic International and Royal Mail Tracked Airmail. Courier options and costs vary by location and are calculated automatically at checkout.
Notes: All timeframes are estimates and refer to working days. Peak periods, remote locations, or adverse weather may extend delivery times.
Returns & Exchanges
- Change-of-mind returns: Unopened, unused items in their original sealed packaging can be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund. For health and hygiene reasons, we can’t accept returns of opened products unless faulty.
- Faulty items: If your item arrives damaged or develops a fault, please contact us and we’ll arrange a replacement or refund in line with UK consumer law. We may ask for photos or a short video to help speed up resolution.
- Start a return: See our returns policy or contact us and we’ll be happy to help.
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Same-day dispatch before 14:30 (Mon–Fri). Plain boxes. Full tracking.
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Same day dispatch. Order before 14:30 (Monday to Friday) to ship the same day. You’ll get email updates at each step.
Delivery options. Choose what suits you best, including guaranteed weekend delivery.
Fully trackable. We send your tracking number as soon as your order leaves us.
Not going to be in? Divert your delivery to a nearby collection point.
Plain packaging only. No logos or product names on the box or label.
International shipping (EU). Enter your address at checkout for live options.
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Same day dispatch. Order before 14:30 (Monday to Friday) to ship the same day. You’ll get email updates at each step.
Delivery options. Choose what suits you best, including guaranteed weekend delivery.
Fully trackable. We send your tracking number as soon as your order leaves us.
Not going to be in? Divert your delivery to a nearby collection point.
Plain packaging only. No logos or product names on the box or label.
International shipping (EU). Enter your address at checkout for live options.
Full delivery info · Returns & refunds · Discreet experience