PDX ELITE® - MILK ME SILLY™
£899.99
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ESSENTIALS YOU MAY NEED
Key features
- Over 20 lbs. of Fanta Flesh®
- 2 powerful gyrating motors
- 5 rotation modes
- 5 adjustable rotation speeds
- 5 vibration modes
- 5 adjustable vibration levels
- Dual-entry design with shared internal canal
- Approx. 5.2" usable depth per entrance
- Tunnel stretches to over 3" diameter
- Wired multi-function controller
- 30-minute automatic shut-off
- Mains-powered
Description
Pipedream PDX Elite® Milk Me Silly™ is a full-size male masturbator made with over 20 lbs. of soft Fanta Flesh®. 2 powerful gyrating motors sit within the buttocks and work from both sides of the internal canal, creating rotating massage around the penis instead of relying on hand-controlled stroking alone.
The gyrating motors have 5 rotation modes & 5 speed levels. A separate vibrating bullet adds 5 vibration modes with 5 intensity levels, giving you independent control over the movement around the shaft and the vibration beneath it. The wired controller has dedicated controls for rotation mode, rotation speed, vibration mode & vibration strength.
Milk Me Silly™ has vaginal-style & anal-style entrances, both leading into the same internal canal. Each entrance provides approximately 5.2" of usable depth, and the tight Fanta Flesh® tunnel stretches to more than 3" in diameter. The shared canal also makes rinsing easier after use.
At over 20 lbs., the torso has substantial weight behind it and can stay in position on a flat surface as you move against either entrance. An automatic safety stop protects the rotating mechanism if excessive pressure is placed on the unit, and the power shuts off automatically after 30 minutes of continuous operation.
Milk Me Silly™ runs from mains power, so there is no rechargeable battery to manage. Apply plenty of water-based lubricant to your chosen entrance before insertion, and avoid putting excessive body weight onto the top of the unit when the gyrating motors are running.
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Specifications
Essential details
- Brand
- Pipedream
- Product code
- PD-RD535
- Product type
- Automatic Strokers
- Designed for
- Him
- Beginner friendly
- No
Size & fit
- Weight
- 9.072 kg
Materials & feel
- Material
- ABS, TPE
- Colour
- Flesh Pink
- Waterproof
- No
- Lube compatibility
- Water-Based Lube Only
Power & features
- Power type
- Rechargeable
- Vibration modes
- 5 rotation modes, 5 rotation speeds + 5 vibration modes/speeds
- App controlled
- No
- Remote controlled
- No
Care & materials
Delivery & returns
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Delivery Services
UK Shipping
- Royal Mail Tracked 24: £7.99 (FREE on orders over £50) — 1–2 working days
- Royal Mail Tracked 48: £5.99 — 2–3 working days
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Returns & Exchanges
- Change-of-mind returns: Unopened, unused items in their original sealed packaging can be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund. For health and hygiene reasons, we can't accept returns of opened products unless faulty.
- Faulty items: If your item arrives damaged or develops a fault, please contact us and we'll arrange a replacement or refund in line with UK consumer law. We may ask for photos or a short video to help speed up resolution.
- Start a return: See our returns policy or contact us and we'll be happy to help.
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- Plain Packaging
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Same day dispatch. Order before 11:30 (Monday to Friday) to ship the same day. You’ll get email updates at each step.
Delivery options. Choose what suits you best, including guaranteed weekend delivery.
Fully trackable. We send your tracking number as soon as your order leaves us.
Not going to be in? Divert your delivery to a nearby collection point.
Plain packaging only. No logos or product names on the box or label.
International shipping (EU). Enter your address at checkout for live options.
Full delivery info · Returns & refunds · Discreet experience
Same day dispatch. Order before 11:30 (Monday to Friday) to ship the same day. You’ll get email updates at each step.
Delivery options. Choose what suits you best, including guaranteed weekend delivery.
Fully trackable. We send your tracking number as soon as your order leaves us.
Not going to be in? Divert your delivery to a nearby collection point.
Plain packaging only. No logos or product names on the box or label.
International shipping (EU). Enter your address at checkout for live options.
Full delivery info · Returns & refunds · Discreet experience
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