PATCHY PAUL
£113.99
🚚 This item qualifies for FREE Royal Mail Tracked 24
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ESSENTIALS YOU MAY NEED
Key features
- Deep bass-tone vibration
- Curved G-spot nose
- Pronounced ribbed silicone shaft
- FlexiFUN Technology™ shaft
- 6 vibration speeds
- 6 vibration patterns
- Loop handle control
- 100% waterproof
Description
Fun Factory Patchy Paul is a Candy Rose G-spot vibrator with a curved silicone nose, pronounced ribs & a bendable shaft. Its deep bass-tone motor sends low, rumbly vibration from the base towards the tip, so the curved end can press into the front vaginal wall as the ribs move across the entrance.
Apply water-based lubricant & guide the curved nose in slowly. Once the tip reaches the area you want, use the loop handle to tilt or rock the shaft. Fun Factory's FlexiFUN Technology™ lets the silicone body bend with changes in angle, helping the nose stay useful across different positions instead of locking you into 1 fixed curve.
6 speeds & 6 patterns let you choose steady rumble or changing rhythms. The raised controls sit beside the loop handle, and a separate on/off function means you do not need to step back through every setting to stop the motor.
Patchy Paul's ribbing adds another layer alongside the vibration: the raised texture passes over the vaginal opening, and the larger curved nose creates broader internal pressure. The loop handle also gives you a secure point for changing depth or direction when lubricant makes the surface slippery.
The rechargeable battery runs for around 40–120 minutes, with a full charge taking around 6–8 hours. Patchy Paul is 100% waterproof for shower or bath use, and a travel lock helps prevent accidental switching in luggage.
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Specifications
Essential details
- Product code
- FF-1101031
- Product type
- Flexible G-Spot Vibrators
- Designed for
- Her
- Beginner friendly
- No
Size & fit
- Overall length
- 8.98 in
- Max circumference
- 5.43 in
- Max diameter
- 1.73 in
- Weight
- 0.268 kg
Materials & feel
- Material
- Silicone
- Colour
- Pink
- Waterproof
- Yes
- Lube compatibility
- Water-Based Lube Only
Power & features
- Power type
- Rechargeable
- Vibration modes
- 6 speeds + 6 vibration patterns
- Run time
- 40-120 minutes
- App controlled
- No
- Remote controlled
- No
Care & materials
Delivery & returns
🚚 Same-day dispatch on orders placed before 11:30 (Monday–Friday).
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Not going to be home? No problem — you can easily divert your delivery to a local collection point. We offer several shipping methods to suit different budgets and timeframes. For full details, please visit our shipping policy.
Delivery Services
UK Shipping
- Royal Mail Tracked 24: £7.99 (FREE on orders over £50) — 1–2 working days
- Royal Mail Tracked 48: £5.99 — 2–3 working days
International Shipping
We offer international delivery via Royal Mail Tracked Airmail. Costs and delivery estimates vary by destination and are calculated automatically at checkout.
Notes: All timeframes are estimates and refer to working days. Peak periods, remote locations, or adverse weather may extend delivery times.
Returns & Exchanges
- Change-of-mind returns: Unopened, unused items in their original sealed packaging can be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund. For health and hygiene reasons, we can't accept returns of opened products unless faulty.
- Faulty items: If your item arrives damaged or develops a fault, please contact us and we'll arrange a replacement or refund in line with UK consumer law. We may ask for photos or a short video to help speed up resolution.
- Start a return: See our returns policy or contact us and we'll be happy to help.
Fast, discreet delivery you can trust
Same-day dispatch before 11:30 (Mon–Fri). Plain boxes. Full tracking.
- Same-Day Dispatch
- Plain Packaging
- Tracked UK couriers
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Same day dispatch. Order before 11:30 (Monday to Friday) to ship the same day. You’ll get email updates at each step.
Delivery options. Choose what suits you best, including guaranteed weekend delivery.
Fully trackable. We send your tracking number as soon as your order leaves us.
Not going to be in? Divert your delivery to a nearby collection point.
Plain packaging only. No logos or product names on the box or label.
International shipping (EU). Enter your address at checkout for live options.
Full delivery info · Returns & refunds · Discreet experience
Same day dispatch. Order before 11:30 (Monday to Friday) to ship the same day. You’ll get email updates at each step.
Delivery options. Choose what suits you best, including guaranteed weekend delivery.
Fully trackable. We send your tracking number as soon as your order leaves us.
Not going to be in? Divert your delivery to a nearby collection point.
Plain packaging only. No logos or product names on the box or label.
International shipping (EU). Enter your address at checkout for live options.
Full delivery info · Returns & refunds · Discreet experience
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