Ouch! Luxury Paddle - Black Faux Leather, Diamond Pattern, 12-Inch Design
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One-Year Warranty
Same Day Dispatch (Mon-Fri before 14:30)
free standard shipping on orders over £50
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The Ouch! Luxury Paddle brings sophistication and impact to any experience. Measuring 12 inches in length and 2.4 inches wide, it is both functional and stylish, featuring a striking diamond pattern that sets it apart. Made from durable faux leather and vinyl, it’s designed to provide consistent performance while maintaining a polished appearance.
With its 0.2-inch thickness, it has just the right amount of flexibility to enhance control and deliver a satisfying effect. Its black finish and elegant design make it a standout addition to any collection, offering both practicality and aesthetic appeal. The ergonomic handle ensures a secure grip, making it easy to use for extended periods.
Ideal for those who value both function and style, the Ouch! Luxury Paddle is a reliable tool for various scenarios. The combination of its durable materials and refined look ensures it stands out in any setting. Maintenance is straightforward, requiring only a simple wipe down to keep it clean and ready for its next use.
Whether you’re exploring new dynamics or adding a sophisticated piece to your collection, the Ouch! Luxury Paddle is an excellent choice. Its durable build, attractive diamond pattern, and comfortable size make it a versatile option for anyone seeking quality and elegance in their tools.
We take your privacy and convenience seriously, which is why we only use trusted delivery companies to ensure your orders arrive safely and on time. Every item is delivered in plain, discreet packaging for complete confidentiality. Our delivery services are insured and fully trackable, so you’ll always know where your parcel is. Tracking details are provided by email once your order has been dispatched.
Not going to be home? No problem — you can easily divert your delivery to a local collection point. We offer several shipping methods to suit different budgets and timeframes. For full details, please visit our shipping policy.
Delivery Services
UK Shipping
- Royal Mail Tracked 48: £4.99 (FREE on orders over £50) — 2–3 working days
- Royal Mail Tracked 24: £6.99 — 1–2 working days
- DPD Express Next Day Delivery: £7.95 — next working day
- DPD Saturday Delivery: £11.99 — order before 14:30 on Friday
International Shipping
We offer international delivery through DPD Classic International and Royal Mail Tracked Airmail. Courier options and costs vary by location and are calculated automatically at checkout.
Notes: All timeframes are estimates and refer to working days. Peak periods, remote locations, or adverse weather may extend delivery times.
Returns & Exchanges
- Change-of-mind returns: Unopened, unused items in their original sealed packaging can be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund. For health and hygiene reasons, we can’t accept returns of opened products unless faulty.
- Faulty items: If your item arrives damaged or develops a fault, please contact us and we’ll arrange a replacement or refund in line with UK consumer law. We may ask for photos or a short video to help speed up resolution.
- Start a return: See our returns policy or contact us and we’ll be happy to help.
Fast, discreet delivery you can trust
Same-day dispatch before 14:30 (Mon–Fri). Plain boxes. Full tracking.
- Same-Day Dispatch
- Plain Packaging
- Tracked UK couriers
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Same day dispatch. Order before 14:30 (Monday to Friday) to ship the same day. You’ll get email updates at each step.
Delivery options. Choose what suits you best, including guaranteed weekend delivery.
Fully trackable. We send your tracking number as soon as your order leaves us.
Not going to be in? Divert your delivery to a nearby collection point.
Plain packaging only. No logos or product names on the box or label.
International shipping (EU). Enter your address at checkout for live options.
Full delivery info · Returns & refunds · Discreet experience
Same day dispatch. Order before 14:30 (Monday to Friday) to ship the same day. You’ll get email updates at each step.
Delivery options. Choose what suits you best, including guaranteed weekend delivery.
Fully trackable. We send your tracking number as soon as your order leaves us.
Not going to be in? Divert your delivery to a nearby collection point.
Plain packaging only. No logos or product names on the box or label.
International shipping (EU). Enter your address at checkout for live options.
Full delivery info · Returns & refunds · Discreet experience