Mister Dixx Captain Cooper – 8.3 Inch Realistic Dildo with Suction Cup, Curved Shaft for Targeted Stimulation
£17.99
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Discreet Experience
One-Year Warranty
Same Day Dispatch (before 14:30)
ESSENTIALS YOU MAY NEED
Mister Dixx Captain Cooper is designed for those looking for a lifelike and flexible experience with added reach. This realistic dildo measures 8.3 inches in length and features a modest girth of 4.7 inches in circumference, making it a comfortable yet satisfying option. With a veiny, textured shaft and a slightly curved design, Captain Cooper is built to stimulate the G-spot, offering a targeted and intense experience. The soft penis head completes the look and feel of this lifelike companion, bringing added realism to every session.
Made from anti-bacterial, body-safe PVC, Captain Cooper ensures that you can play confidently. The material is free of phthalates and latex, ensuring it’s non-smelling, non-toxic, and safe for prolonged use. Its strong suction cup base opens up a world of possibilities, allowing you to stick it securely to any smooth surface. Whether it's the shower wall, bedroom floor, or headboard, it stays firmly in place for hands-free fun.
This sturdy suction cup also makes the dildo harness-compatible. Slide it through your favourite O-ring, and the secure fit ensures you’ll have a stable and enjoyable experience during strap-on play, whether alone or with a partner. The dildo's flexibility allows it to bend naturally with your movements, enhancing the lifelike sensations during use.
Cleaning is easy—just wash with hot soapy water and toy cleaner after each session to keep it in great condition. For those who want a realistic, durable dildo with impressive length and a design made to hit all the right spots, Mister Dixx Captain Cooper is the perfect choice.
We take your privacy and convenience seriously, which is why we only use trusted delivery companies to ensure your orders arrive safely and on time. Every item is delivered in plain, discreet packaging for complete confidentiality. Our delivery services are insured and fully trackable, so you’ll always know where your parcel is. Tracking details are provided by email once your order has been dispatched.
Not going to be home? No problem — you can easily divert your delivery to a local collection point. We offer several shipping methods to suit different budgets and timeframes. For full details, please visit our shipping policy.
Delivery Services
UK Shipping
- Royal Mail Tracked 48: £4.99 (FREE on orders over £50) — 2–3 working days
- Royal Mail Tracked 24: £6.99 — 1–2 working days
- DPD Express Next Day Delivery: £7.95 — next working day
- DPD Saturday Delivery: £11.99 — order before 14:30 on Friday
International Shipping
We offer international delivery through DPD Classic International and Royal Mail Tracked Airmail. Courier options and costs vary by location and are calculated automatically at checkout.
Notes: All timeframes are estimates and refer to working days. Peak periods, remote locations, or adverse weather may extend delivery times.
Returns & Exchanges
- Change-of-mind returns: Unopened, unused items in their original sealed packaging can be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund. For health and hygiene reasons, we can’t accept returns of opened products unless faulty.
- Faulty items: If your item arrives damaged or develops a fault, please contact us and we’ll arrange a replacement or refund in line with UK consumer law. We may ask for photos or a short video to help speed up resolution.
- Start a return: See our returns policy or contact us and we’ll be happy to help.
Fast, discreet delivery you can trust
Same-day dispatch before 14:30 (Mon–Fri). Plain boxes. Full tracking.
- Same-Day Dispatch
- Plain Packaging
- Tracked UK couriers
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Same day dispatch. Order before 14:30 (Monday to Friday) to ship the same day. You’ll get email updates at each step.
Delivery options. Choose what suits you best, including guaranteed weekend delivery.
Fully trackable. We send your tracking number as soon as your order leaves us.
Not going to be in? Divert your delivery to a nearby collection point.
Plain packaging only. No logos or product names on the box or label.
International shipping (EU). Enter your address at checkout for live options.
Full delivery info · Returns & refunds · Discreet experience
Same day dispatch. Order before 14:30 (Monday to Friday) to ship the same day. You’ll get email updates at each step.
Delivery options. Choose what suits you best, including guaranteed weekend delivery.
Fully trackable. We send your tracking number as soon as your order leaves us.
Not going to be in? Divert your delivery to a nearby collection point.
Plain packaging only. No logos or product names on the box or label.
International shipping (EU). Enter your address at checkout for live options.
Full delivery info · Returns & refunds · Discreet experience