Me You Us Pumped Up Smoke - Powerful Penis Pump for Size, Girth & Enhanced Performance
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Discreet shopping Experience
One-Year Warranty
Same Day Dispatch (Mon-Fri before 14:30)
free standard shipping on orders over £50
ESSENTIALS YOU MAY NEED
Experience the transformative effects of the Me You Us Pumped Up Smoke, a high-quality penis pump designed to help you achieve impressive gains in size, girth, and overall sexual health—all in a comfortable and user-friendly way. It features a robust suction mechanism paired with a comfort seal that ensures a perfect fit against your body, maximizing efficiency and results.
The solid transparent cylinder allows you to track your progress visually, while the soft pneumatic pump action bulb is easy to squeeze, enabling you to create powerful suction effortlessly. The flexible tube connecting the hand pump to the cylinder offers comfort and freedom of movement, making your experience enjoyable.
Measuring an internal length of 8.9 inches and a maximum girth of 7.3 inches, it provides ample room for expansion. With a diameter of 2.35 inches, this pump is designed for flexibility and effectiveness, ensuring you achieve the results you desire. Made from phthalate-free materials, the comfort seal features smooth and stretchy TPE that enhances your comfort while using.
With regular use, it not only delivers noticeable size increases but also promotes improved blood flow, leading to harder and longer-lasting erections. Say goodbye to insecurities in the bedroom, as the increased confidence from using this device will leave you feeling empowered. The quick-release valve is conveniently placed for easy access, ensuring you can control your session with ease.
When you're done, simply detach the cylinder from the hand pump and clean it using hot soapy water and a suitable toy cleaner to maintain its quality. Enhance your sexual experiences with the Me You Us Pumped Up Smoke—designed to support your journey to better performance and satisfaction.
We take your privacy and convenience seriously, which is why we only use trusted delivery companies to ensure your orders arrive safely and on time. Every item is delivered in plain, discreet packaging for complete confidentiality. Our delivery services are insured and fully trackable, so you’ll always know where your parcel is. Tracking details are provided by email once your order has been dispatched.
Not going to be home? No problem — you can easily divert your delivery to a local collection point. We offer several shipping methods to suit different budgets and timeframes. For full details, please visit our shipping policy.
Delivery Services
UK Shipping
- Royal Mail Tracked 48: £4.99 (FREE on orders over £50) — 2–3 working days
- Royal Mail Tracked 24: £6.99 — 1–2 working days
- DPD Express Next Day Delivery: £7.95 — next working day
- DPD Saturday Delivery: £11.99 — order before 14:30 on Friday
International Shipping
We offer international delivery through DPD Classic International and Royal Mail Tracked Airmail. Courier options and costs vary by location and are calculated automatically at checkout.
Notes: All timeframes are estimates and refer to working days. Peak periods, remote locations, or adverse weather may extend delivery times.
Returns & Exchanges
- Change-of-mind returns: Unopened, unused items in their original sealed packaging can be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund. For health and hygiene reasons, we can’t accept returns of opened products unless faulty.
- Faulty items: If your item arrives damaged or develops a fault, please contact us and we’ll arrange a replacement or refund in line with UK consumer law. We may ask for photos or a short video to help speed up resolution.
- Start a return: See our returns policy or contact us and we’ll be happy to help.
Fast, discreet delivery you can trust
Same-day dispatch before 14:30 (Mon–Fri). Plain boxes. Full tracking.
- Same-Day Dispatch
- Plain Packaging
- Tracked UK couriers
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Same day dispatch. Order before 14:30 (Monday to Friday) to ship the same day. You’ll get email updates at each step.
Delivery options. Choose what suits you best, including guaranteed weekend delivery.
Fully trackable. We send your tracking number as soon as your order leaves us.
Not going to be in? Divert your delivery to a nearby collection point.
Plain packaging only. No logos or product names on the box or label.
International shipping (EU). Enter your address at checkout for live options.
Full delivery info · Returns & refunds · Discreet experience
Same day dispatch. Order before 14:30 (Monday to Friday) to ship the same day. You’ll get email updates at each step.
Delivery options. Choose what suits you best, including guaranteed weekend delivery.
Fully trackable. We send your tracking number as soon as your order leaves us.
Not going to be in? Divert your delivery to a nearby collection point.
Plain packaging only. No logos or product names on the box or label.
International shipping (EU). Enter your address at checkout for live options.
Full delivery info · Returns & refunds · Discreet experience