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Same Day Dispatch FREE DELIVERY OVER £50
Discreet shopping Experience
One-Year Warranty
free royal mail tracked 24 delivery on orders over £50
ORDERS OVER 2KG UGRADE TO DPD NEXT DAY FOR FREE
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The Blow Me Up! Blow Up Dick XL is a giant inflatable penis standing over 55 inches tall when fully inflated — flesh pink, phthalate free PVC, and built for exactly the kind of party that needs one.
Waterproof and durable, it holds up whether you're taking it poolside, to a hen do, or just want something ridiculous in the living room.
🚚 Same-day dispatch on orders placed before 14:00 (Monday–Friday).
We take your privacy and convenience seriously, which is why we only use trusted delivery companies to ensure your orders arrive safely and on time. Every item is delivered in plain, discreet packaging for complete confidentiality. Our delivery services are insured and fully trackable, so you’ll always know where your parcel is. Tracking details are provided by email once your order has been dispatched.
Not going to be home? No problem — you can easily divert your delivery to a local collection point. We offer several shipping methods to suit different budgets and timeframes. For full details, please visit our shipping policy.
We offer international delivery through DPD Classic International and Royal Mail Tracked Airmail. Courier options and costs vary by location and are calculated automatically at checkout.
Notes: All timeframes are estimates and refer to working days. Peak periods, remote locations, or adverse weather may extend delivery times.