Golden Penis Slippers – Fun & Comfortable Footwear, Fits Up to UK Size 8 / EU Size 42
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One-Year Warranty
Same Day Dispatch (Mon-Fri before 14:30)
free standard shipping on orders over £50
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Add a humorous twist to your footwear with the Golden Penis Slippers. Designed to fit up to UK size 8 (EU size 42), these slippers are not only a fun addition to your collection but also a comfortable choice for lounging around. Whether you're gifting them to someone special or treating yourself to a playful accessory, these golden slippers are guaranteed to turn heads and spark laughter.
Made from durable polyester, they are built to last while offering maximum comfort. The cushioned material ensures that your feet stay cosy throughout the day, whether you're relaxing at home, hosting a fun party, or simply enjoying a good laugh. They fit a wide range of foot sizes, from smaller feet up to UK size 8 making them a versatile choice for both men and women.
What sets them apart is their bold, quirky design. With a shiny gold finish and a humorous penis shape, these slippers make a fun statement wherever you go. They are perfect for anyone with a good sense of humour and a love for novelty items. Whether it's for a gift, a party, or just a fun way to spice up your at-home attire, these items are sure to entertain.
They are also easy to care for. Simply wash them with hot soapy water and a toy cleaner to keep them looking fresh and shiny. The sturdy material ensures long-lasting use, while the unique design remains eye-catching and fun.
They are perfect for both men and women who want to add a playful flair to their wardrobe. With their comfortable fit and humorous design, the Golden Penis Slippers are sure to make a statement wherever you wear them.
We take your privacy and convenience seriously, which is why we only use trusted delivery companies to ensure your orders arrive safely and on time. Every item is delivered in plain, discreet packaging for complete confidentiality. Our delivery services are insured and fully trackable, so you’ll always know where your parcel is. Tracking details are provided by email once your order has been dispatched.
Not going to be home? No problem — you can easily divert your delivery to a local collection point. We offer several shipping methods to suit different budgets and timeframes. For full details, please visit our shipping policy.
Delivery Services
UK Shipping
- Royal Mail Tracked 48: £4.99 (FREE on orders over £50) — 2–3 working days
- Royal Mail Tracked 24: £6.99 — 1–2 working days
- DPD Express Next Day Delivery: £7.95 — next working day
- DPD Saturday Delivery: £11.99 — order before 14:30 on Friday
International Shipping
We offer international delivery through DPD Classic International and Royal Mail Tracked Airmail. Courier options and costs vary by location and are calculated automatically at checkout.
Notes: All timeframes are estimates and refer to working days. Peak periods, remote locations, or adverse weather may extend delivery times.
Returns & Exchanges
- Change-of-mind returns: Unopened, unused items in their original sealed packaging can be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund. For health and hygiene reasons, we can’t accept returns of opened products unless faulty.
- Faulty items: If your item arrives damaged or develops a fault, please contact us and we’ll arrange a replacement or refund in line with UK consumer law. We may ask for photos or a short video to help speed up resolution.
- Start a return: See our returns policy or contact us and we’ll be happy to help.
Fast, discreet delivery you can trust
Same-day dispatch before 14:30 (Mon–Fri). Plain boxes. Full tracking.
- Same-Day Dispatch
- Plain Packaging
- Tracked UK couriers
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Same day dispatch. Order before 14:30 (Monday to Friday) to ship the same day. You’ll get email updates at each step.
Delivery options. Choose what suits you best, including guaranteed weekend delivery.
Fully trackable. We send your tracking number as soon as your order leaves us.
Not going to be in? Divert your delivery to a nearby collection point.
Plain packaging only. No logos or product names on the box or label.
International shipping (EU). Enter your address at checkout for live options.
Full delivery info · Returns & refunds · Discreet experience
Same day dispatch. Order before 14:30 (Monday to Friday) to ship the same day. You’ll get email updates at each step.
Delivery options. Choose what suits you best, including guaranteed weekend delivery.
Fully trackable. We send your tracking number as soon as your order leaves us.
Not going to be in? Divert your delivery to a nearby collection point.
Plain packaging only. No logos or product names on the box or label.
International shipping (EU). Enter your address at checkout for live options.
Full delivery info · Returns & refunds · Discreet experience