FUCK ME SILLY MEGA MASTURBATOR – LIGHT
£432.99
RRP:£582.99
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Key features
- Dual realistic entries with vaginal and anal penetration options
- Over 9kg weight anchors torso on surfaces during aggressive thrusting
- Soft FantaFlesh® material warms to body temperature during use
- Deeper openings with thicker internal walls compared to older models
- Big round ass cheeks compress and rebound with realistic sound
- Foam core structure provides stability whilst Fanta Flesh handles compression
Description
The Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator is a dual-entry lower-torso design with vaginal and anal openings. Weighing over 9kg, the substantial mass keeps it stable on flat surfaces during use. Made from soft Fanta Flesh® with realistic big round ass cheeks and spread pink pussy lips. This newer model features deeper openings than previous versions — thicker internal walls separate the chambers from the foam core, adding durability at entry points.
Both vaginal and anal entries run 5-6 inches deep. The pussy lips sit spread beneath the ass cheeks, whilst the anal opening sits above between the cheeks. You choose front or back depending on what you're after — flip the torso over to switch between positions. The soft Fanta Flesh® compresses as you thrust, creating grip around the shaft whilst the mass absorbs movement. Slap the ass cheeks and they rebound with realistic sound and feel.
Fanta Flesh® is soft TPR that warms to body temperature during use. The material compresses then rebounds without losing shape. At over 9kg, it stays anchored during thrusting without sliding across surfaces. The foam core provides structural support whilst the outer Fanta Flesh® layer handles contact and compression.
This suits users who want dual realistic entries, substantial over-9kg weight that stays stable, and deeper openings with thicker walls than older models. The mass matters most for anchoring during aggressive thrusting — lighter designs shift position.
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Specifications
Essential details
- Brand
- PipeDream
- Product code
- RD174
- Product type
- Male Masturbators
- Designed for
- Him
- Beginner friendly
- No
- Body part
- ["Female Ass","Female Groin"]
- Moulded from star
- No
Size & fit
- Insertable length
- 5.5 in
- Weight
- 12.45 kg
Materials & feel
- Material
- Fanta Flesh
- Colour
- Flesh Pink
- Orifice
- Vagina, Anus
- Waterproof
- No
- Lube compatibility
- Water-Based Lube Only
Power & features
- Power type
- Manual
- Remote controlled
- No
Care & materials
Delivery & returns
🚚 Same-day dispatch on orders placed before 14:00 (Monday–Friday).
We take your privacy and convenience seriously, which is why we only use trusted delivery companies to ensure your orders arrive safely and on time. Every item is delivered in plain, discreet packaging for complete confidentiality. Our delivery services are insured and fully trackable, so you’ll always know where your parcel is. Tracking details are provided by email once your order has been dispatched.
Not going to be home? No problem — you can easily divert your delivery to a local collection point. We offer several shipping methods to suit different budgets and timeframes. For full details, please visit our shipping policy.
Delivery Services
UK Shipping
- Royal Mail Tracked 24: £7.99 (FREE on orders over £50) — 1–2 working days
- Royal Mail Tracked 48: £5.99 — 2–3 working days
- Service upgrades: Orders over 2kg cannot ship with Royal Mail. These are automatically upgraded to DPD Next Day at no extra cost.
- DPD Express Next Day Delivery: £9.95 — next working day
- DPD Saturday Delivery: £12.95 — order before 14:00 on Friday
International Shipping
We offer international delivery through DPD Classic International and Royal Mail Tracked Airmail. Courier options and costs vary by location and are calculated automatically at checkout.
Notes: All timeframes are estimates and refer to working days. Peak periods, remote locations, or adverse weather may extend delivery times.
Returns & Exchanges
- Change-of-mind returns: Unopened, unused items in their original sealed packaging can be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund. For health and hygiene reasons, we can’t accept returns of opened products unless faulty.
- Faulty items: If your item arrives damaged or develops a fault, please contact us and we’ll arrange a replacement or refund in line with UK consumer law. We may ask for photos or a short video to help speed up resolution.
- Start a return: See our returns policy or contact us and we’ll be happy to help.
Fast, discreet delivery you can trust
Same-day dispatch before 14:00 (Mon–Fri). Plain boxes. Full tracking.
- Same-Day Dispatch
- Plain Packaging
- Tracked UK couriers
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Same day dispatch. Order before 14:00 (Monday to Friday) to ship the same day. You’ll get email updates at each step.
Delivery options. Choose what suits you best, including guaranteed weekend delivery.
Fully trackable. We send your tracking number as soon as your order leaves us.
Not going to be in? Divert your delivery to a nearby collection point.
Plain packaging only. No logos or product names on the box or label.
International shipping (EU). Enter your address at checkout for live options.
Full delivery info · Returns & refunds · Discreet experience
Same day dispatch. Order before 14:00 (Monday to Friday) to ship the same day. You’ll get email updates at each step.
Delivery options. Choose what suits you best, including guaranteed weekend delivery.
Fully trackable. We send your tracking number as soon as your order leaves us.
Not going to be in? Divert your delivery to a nearby collection point.
Plain packaging only. No logos or product names on the box or label.
International shipping (EU). Enter your address at checkout for live options.
Full delivery info · Returns & refunds · Discreet experience
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