Dicky Soap – Flesh Brown Fun Gag Gift with Sturdy Base
£16.99
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Add a playful touch to bath time or handwashing routines with the Dicky Soap – Flesh Brown, a cheeky and practical novelty that’s sure to raise a smile. This firm, hand-moulded soap stands at an impressive 7.1 inches tall with a diameter of 1.4 inches, making it both functional and hilariously eye-catching. Its sturdy ball-shaped base, measuring 2.9 inches across, ensures it stands upright and remains the centrepiece of any bathroom.
Perfect for both personal use or as a humorous gift, it combines fun with everyday functionality. Whether you’re scrubbing up after a long day or surprising a friend with a quirky present, this product adds personality to the otherwise mundane task of washing up. Simply add water, lather your hands along its length, and enjoy the rich suds that leave your skin feeling clean and refreshed.
Made with high-quality ingredients such as glycerine and propylene glycol, it ensures a gentle wash suitable for most skin types. Infused with a pleasant fragrance, it leaves a subtle, clean scent behind. Its firm texture allows for long-lasting use, so you can enjoy its novelty design without compromising practicality.
The Dicky Soap is a creative and humorous addition to themed parties, bachelorette events, or simply as a gag gift for friends with a sense of humour. Despite its comical appearance, the product provides a thorough cleanse and is an easy way to turn handwashing into a memorable moment.
Produced by Shots Toys, this soap combines quality craftsmanship with a playful design. Whether as a talking point in your bathroom or as a gift for a light-hearted occasion, it’s the perfect blend of fun and functionality.
We take your privacy and convenience seriously, which is why we only use trusted delivery companies to ensure your orders arrive safely and on time. Every item is delivered in plain, discreet packaging for complete confidentiality. Our delivery services are insured and fully trackable, so you’ll always know where your parcel is. Tracking details are provided by email once your order has been dispatched.
Not going to be home? No problem — you can easily divert your delivery to a local collection point. We offer several shipping methods to suit different budgets and timeframes. For full details, please visit our shipping policy.
Delivery Services
UK Shipping
- Royal Mail Tracked 48: £4.99 (FREE on orders over £50) — 2–3 working days
- Royal Mail Tracked 24: £6.99 — 1–2 working days
- DPD Express Next Day Delivery: £7.95 — next working day
- DPD Saturday Delivery: £11.99 — order before 14:30 on Friday
International Shipping
We offer international delivery through DPD Classic International and Royal Mail Tracked Airmail. Courier options and costs vary by location and are calculated automatically at checkout.
Notes: All timeframes are estimates and refer to working days. Peak periods, remote locations, or adverse weather may extend delivery times.
Returns & Exchanges
- Change-of-mind returns: Unopened, unused items in their original sealed packaging can be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund. For health and hygiene reasons, we can’t accept returns of opened products unless faulty.
- Faulty items: If your item arrives damaged or develops a fault, please contact us and we’ll arrange a replacement or refund in line with UK consumer law. We may ask for photos or a short video to help speed up resolution.
- Start a return: See our returns policy or contact us and we’ll be happy to help.
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Same-day dispatch before 14:30 (Mon–Fri). Plain boxes. Full tracking.
- Same-Day Dispatch
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Same day dispatch. Order before 14:30 (Monday to Friday) to ship the same day. You’ll get email updates at each step.
Delivery options. Choose what suits you best, including guaranteed weekend delivery.
Fully trackable. We send your tracking number as soon as your order leaves us.
Not going to be in? Divert your delivery to a nearby collection point.
Plain packaging only. No logos or product names on the box or label.
International shipping (EU). Enter your address at checkout for live options.
Full delivery info · Returns & refunds · Discreet experience
Same day dispatch. Order before 14:30 (Monday to Friday) to ship the same day. You’ll get email updates at each step.
Delivery options. Choose what suits you best, including guaranteed weekend delivery.
Fully trackable. We send your tracking number as soon as your order leaves us.
Not going to be in? Divert your delivery to a nearby collection point.
Plain packaging only. No logos or product names on the box or label.
International shipping (EU). Enter your address at checkout for live options.
Full delivery info · Returns & refunds · Discreet experience
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