Evolved Thorny Massager – Dual-Ended Vibrator & Rose Tongue Flicker, 7.75" Purple, Waterproof, USB Rechargeable
£79.99
£102.99
You save: £23.00 (22%)
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Discreet Experience
One-Year Warranty
Same Day Dispatch (before 14:30)
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Let your fantasies blossom with the Evolved Thorny Massager. This innovative dual-ended toy offers two distinct ways to explore satisfaction, featuring a tongue-flicking rose on one side and a powerful vibrator on the other. With 9 intense speeds and functions on each end, it provides 80 unique combinations to suit your desires.
The flexible shaft ensures comfort during use, adapting effortlessly to your body. Perfect for both external and internal stimulation, this luxurious sex toy is crafted from high-quality silicone that feels smooth to the touch and is body-safe. Completely waterproof, it’s designed for bath or shower play and is easy to clean with warm water and toy cleaner.
Measuring 7.75 inches in total length, with an insertable 5-inch section, it has a diameter of 1.6 inches and a circumference of 5 inches. The compact yet firm design delivers precision and power, making it an essential for any collection. It includes a built-in rechargeable battery, conveniently powered via an included USB cable, ensuring itis always ready when you are.
The vibrant purple colour enhances its elegant appeal, while the intuitive two-button control with LED lighting ensures ease of use even in the dark. Free from phthalates and latex, this device prioritizes your safety and satisfaction.
Whether you’re exploring solo or with a partner, the Evolved Thorny Massager offers a unique and indulgent way to discover new sensations.
We take your privacy and convenience seriously, which is why we only use trusted delivery companies to ensure your orders arrive safely and on time. Every item is delivered in plain, discreet packaging for complete confidentiality. Our delivery services are insured and fully trackable, so you’ll always know where your parcel is. Tracking details are provided by email once your order has been dispatched.
Not going to be home? No problem — you can easily divert your delivery to a local collection point. We offer several shipping methods to suit different budgets and timeframes. For full details, please visit our shipping policy.
Delivery Services
UK Shipping
- Royal Mail Tracked 48: £4.99 (FREE on orders over £50) — 2–3 working days
- Royal Mail Tracked 24: £6.99 — 1–2 working days
- DPD Express Next Day Delivery: £7.95 — next working day
- DPD Saturday Delivery: £11.99 — order before 14:30 on Friday
International Shipping
We offer international delivery through DPD Classic International and Royal Mail Tracked Airmail. Courier options and costs vary by location and are calculated automatically at checkout.
Notes: All timeframes are estimates and refer to working days. Peak periods, remote locations, or adverse weather may extend delivery times.
Returns & Exchanges
- Change-of-mind returns: Unopened, unused items in their original sealed packaging can be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund. For health and hygiene reasons, we can’t accept returns of opened products unless faulty.
- Faulty items: If your item arrives damaged or develops a fault, please contact us and we’ll arrange a replacement or refund in line with UK consumer law. We may ask for photos or a short video to help speed up resolution.
- Start a return: See our returns policy or contact us and we’ll be happy to help.
Fast, discreet delivery you can trust
Same-day dispatch before 14:30 (Mon–Fri). Plain boxes. Full tracking.
- Same-Day Dispatch
- Plain Packaging
- Tracked UK couriers
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Same day dispatch. Order before 14:30 (Monday to Friday) to ship the same day. You’ll get email updates at each step.
Delivery options. Choose what suits you best, including guaranteed weekend delivery.
Fully trackable. We send your tracking number as soon as your order leaves us.
Not going to be in? Divert your delivery to a nearby collection point.
Plain packaging only. No logos or product names on the box or label.
International shipping (EU). Enter your address at checkout for live options.
Full delivery info · Returns & refunds · Discreet experience
Same day dispatch. Order before 14:30 (Monday to Friday) to ship the same day. You’ll get email updates at each step.
Delivery options. Choose what suits you best, including guaranteed weekend delivery.
Fully trackable. We send your tracking number as soon as your order leaves us.
Not going to be in? Divert your delivery to a nearby collection point.
Plain packaging only. No logos or product names on the box or label.
International shipping (EU). Enter your address at checkout for live options.
Full delivery info · Returns & refunds · Discreet experience
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