CUM FACE PENIS PARTY GAME
£33.99
RRP:£39.99
🏷️ You save £6.00 (15%)
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One-Year Warranty
free royal mail tracked 24 delivery on orders over £50
ORDERS OVER 2KG UGRADE TO DPD NEXT DAY FOR FREE
ESSENTIALS YOU MAY NEED
Key features
- Dual pump-action penis squirt game
- First player to squirt their opponent wins
- Fill with water or any safe liquid
- Pass-and-play format — unlimited players
- Hen, stag & party essential
Description
Cum Face is a dual pump-action squirt game from UK brand Play Wiv Me. Fill the central reservoir with water or any drink of your choice, then 2 players each take a penis-shaped pump and race to pump as fast as possible. First to squirt their opponent in the face wins — then pass it to the next pair and refill.
Simple mechanics, zero setup, and the kind of game that gets louder with every round. Built for hen dos, stag dos, and any party that needs a centrepiece.
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Specifications
Essential details
- Brand
- Play Wiv Me
- Product code
- PWMCF1
- Product type
- Hen & Stag Nights
Size & fit
- Weight
- 0.68 kg
Care & materials
Delivery & returns
🚚 Same-day dispatch on orders placed before 14:00 (Monday–Friday).
We take your privacy and convenience seriously, which is why we only use trusted delivery companies to ensure your orders arrive safely and on time. Every item is delivered in plain, discreet packaging for complete confidentiality. Our delivery services are insured and fully trackable, so you’ll always know where your parcel is. Tracking details are provided by email once your order has been dispatched.
Not going to be home? No problem — you can easily divert your delivery to a local collection point. We offer several shipping methods to suit different budgets and timeframes. For full details, please visit our shipping policy.
Delivery Services
UK Shipping
- Royal Mail Tracked 24: £7.99 (FREE on orders over £50) — 1–2 working days
- Royal Mail Tracked 48: £5.99 — 2–3 working days
- Service upgrades: Orders over 2kg cannot ship with Royal Mail. These are automatically upgraded to DPD Next Day at no extra cost.
- DPD Express Next Day Delivery: £9.95 — next working day
- DPD Saturday Delivery: £12.95 — order before 14:00 on Friday
International Shipping
We offer international delivery through DPD Classic International and Royal Mail Tracked Airmail. Courier options and costs vary by location and are calculated automatically at checkout.
Notes: All timeframes are estimates and refer to working days. Peak periods, remote locations, or adverse weather may extend delivery times.
Returns & Exchanges
- Change-of-mind returns: Unopened, unused items in their original sealed packaging can be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund. For health and hygiene reasons, we can’t accept returns of opened products unless faulty.
- Faulty items: If your item arrives damaged or develops a fault, please contact us and we’ll arrange a replacement or refund in line with UK consumer law. We may ask for photos or a short video to help speed up resolution.
- Start a return: See our returns policy or contact us and we’ll be happy to help.
Fast, discreet delivery you can trust
Same-day dispatch before 14:00 (Mon–Fri). Plain boxes. Full tracking.
- Same-Day Dispatch
- Plain Packaging
- Tracked UK couriers
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Same day dispatch. Order before 14:00 (Monday to Friday) to ship the same day. You’ll get email updates at each step.
Delivery options. Choose what suits you best, including guaranteed weekend delivery.
Fully trackable. We send your tracking number as soon as your order leaves us.
Not going to be in? Divert your delivery to a nearby collection point.
Plain packaging only. No logos or product names on the box or label.
International shipping (EU). Enter your address at checkout for live options.
Full delivery info · Returns & refunds · Discreet experience
Same day dispatch. Order before 14:00 (Monday to Friday) to ship the same day. You’ll get email updates at each step.
Delivery options. Choose what suits you best, including guaranteed weekend delivery.
Fully trackable. We send your tracking number as soon as your order leaves us.
Not going to be in? Divert your delivery to a nearby collection point.
Plain packaging only. No logos or product names on the box or label.
International shipping (EU). Enter your address at checkout for live options.
Full delivery info · Returns & refunds · Discreet experience
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