BEDROOM COMMANDS
£6.49
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One-Year Warranty
free royal mail tracked 24 delivery on orders over £50
ESSENTIALS YOU MAY NEED
Key features
- 108 command cards
- 2 themed command decks
- Dirty Daddy card deck
- Sexy Bitch card deck
- Funny & sexy instructions
- One-card command format
- Made for couples
- No board or dice required
Description
Kheper Bedroom Commands gives couples 108 cards for those nights when 1 person wants to take charge and decide what happens next. The set is split into 2 themed decks: Dirty Daddy and Sexy Bitch, each filled with commands that reveal an action for the evening.
How it works: decide who is taking charge, pick a card from the corresponding deck and reveal the command. Follow the instruction if you both want to, then return to the cards whenever either person feels like taking control again. There is no board, scoring system or lengthy setup to work through, so a single card can set the direction for the night.
The commands vary in tone. Some are funny and cheeky, others are sexier, and some introduce more unusual sexual suggestions for couples who want fresh ideas beyond their usual routine. Because the instruction stays hidden until the card is selected, neither person knows exactly what the person in charge will uncover.
You can draw only 1 card for the evening or keep the decks nearby for another command later. Agree boundaries beforehand and leave out any instruction that either person does not want to carry out.
In the box: 108 Bedroom Commands game cards split across Dirty Daddy & Sexy Bitch decks.
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Specifications
Essential details
- Product code
- KGBGR121
- Product type
- Card Games
- Designed for
- Couples
- Beginner friendly
- Yes
Care & materials
Delivery & returns
🚚 Same-day dispatch on orders placed before 11:30 (Monday–Friday).
We take your privacy and convenience seriously, which is why we only use trusted delivery companies to ensure your orders arrive safely and on time. Every item is delivered in plain, discreet packaging for complete confidentiality. Our delivery services are insured and fully trackable, so you'll always know where your parcel is. Tracking details are provided by email once your order has been dispatched.
Not going to be home? No problem — you can easily divert your delivery to a local collection point. We offer several shipping methods to suit different budgets and timeframes. For full details, please visit our shipping policy.
Delivery Services
UK Shipping
- Royal Mail Tracked 24: £7.99 (FREE on orders over £50) — 1–2 working days
- Royal Mail Tracked 48: £5.99 — 2–3 working days
International Shipping
We offer international delivery via Royal Mail Tracked Airmail. Costs and delivery estimates vary by destination and are calculated automatically at checkout.
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Returns & Exchanges
- Change-of-mind returns: Unopened, unused items in their original sealed packaging can be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund. For health and hygiene reasons, we can't accept returns of opened products unless faulty.
- Faulty items: If your item arrives damaged or develops a fault, please contact us and we'll arrange a replacement or refund in line with UK consumer law. We may ask for photos or a short video to help speed up resolution.
- Start a return: See our returns policy or contact us and we'll be happy to help.
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Same-day dispatch before 11:30 (Mon–Fri). Plain boxes. Full tracking.
- Same-Day Dispatch
- Plain Packaging
- Tracked UK couriers
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Same day dispatch. Order before 11:30 (Monday to Friday) to ship the same day. You’ll get email updates at each step.
Delivery options. Choose what suits you best, including guaranteed weekend delivery.
Fully trackable. We send your tracking number as soon as your order leaves us.
Not going to be in? Divert your delivery to a nearby collection point.
Plain packaging only. No logos or product names on the box or label.
International shipping (EU). Enter your address at checkout for live options.
Full delivery info · Returns & refunds · Discreet experience
Same day dispatch. Order before 11:30 (Monday to Friday) to ship the same day. You’ll get email updates at each step.
Delivery options. Choose what suits you best, including guaranteed weekend delivery.
Fully trackable. We send your tracking number as soon as your order leaves us.
Not going to be in? Divert your delivery to a nearby collection point.
Plain packaging only. No logos or product names on the box or label.
International shipping (EU). Enter your address at checkout for live options.
Full delivery info · Returns & refunds · Discreet experience
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